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my name is mary ann, i'm 14, and my url means potatoes in ojibwe.

perfect people

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theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

daisyfairy:

"my songs are aware of what you did with the lights off" by

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officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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milliondollapussy:

*opens pack of gum* 

"Hey can I have so-"

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thatdudeemu:

White people act like Martin Luther King Jr was Jesus and died for their racist sins

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem