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my name is mary ann, i'm 14, and my url means potatoes in ojibwe.

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satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

jadenstwitter:

anusjpg:

turcl:

meatbicyclevevo:

bulbatsar:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

storm-dance:

Those people who add unnecessary comments makes me wanna kill.

OMG THIS^^

Reblogging for the last comment

always reblog this

i don’t care what kind of blog you run. i’m judging you if you don’t reblog this

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pokemaam:

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askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

No Homo Cutie

mcish:

At the bus STOP! and said ID” FUCk UR ASS!!! CUTIE NO HOMO

meatbicyclevevo:

things getting heated in the mango chat

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

yokeylolo:

U deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk