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my name is mary ann, i'm 14, and my url means potatoes in ojibwe.

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Look how cute my baby cousin is

juilan:

Texting your friend like

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

theatrekidmemes:

Saw this and just about died :D

landorus:

i wish i was one of u guys. u get the pleasure to follow me and im jealous of that

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

image

he sent me the meme

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness?
me: *looks out the window*
flight attendant: your highness?
me: *no answer*
flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness?
me: *turns my head to face the flight attendant*
me: coffee.

It’s definitely, like, been cool figuring out which songs should go where in the set and sorta seeing people’s reaction to it and when they sorta clap their hands and say, “Hooray.” It’s fun.

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and tartar sauce 

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter